We purposely made the business end of our Stylus razor sharp and indelible (and a big thank-you goes to the metallurgical department at Oak Ridge National Laboratory). Surgeons, dental hygienists, street gangs, take note!
Are you into leather? So are we! That’s why the 2011 Pear Pad Leather Carrying Case had been a sell-out since it was first introduced. Made from the richest Corinthian leather available outside a Chrysler, the handsomely embossed case is completely opaque to X-rays and airport scanners of any type. No matter what you’ve put inside, the case’s Holographic Generator Unit projects an innocent-looking Pear Pad to all electronic detection devices. You’ll be whizzing through airport security while other folks are frisked for having suspicious carrying cases. It’s only fair.
If you are clumsy and worry about dropping and damaging you Pear Pad, invest in a pair of Pear Pad Anti-Gravs. Your bag practically floats along on a sea of tachyon particles emanating from the two metal rods on each side of the unit. Yes, we know you could buy ten Pear Pads for the price of one set of Anti-Gravs, but for those who would rather live in the 22nd century, the future is priceless.
The Pear Pad is so light and compact; what else would make more sense that our PadStand 2100? Its 250 lbs of the finest Carrere marble with onyx inlays. Portability is important, sure, but so is stability. The Pear PadStand 2100 is so stable that our competitors have approached us looking to get our trade secrets. Well, we say to them: Good Luck, Ha!